Where's your wedding ring, Elin?
Elin Nordegren, a.k.a. "Angriest Swede Ever," was photographed over the weekend in Florida ... sans wedding ring. (If she simply "lost" it, that's the least of Tiger Woods' problems -- and future expenses.)
"Elin -- who used to wear her wedding ring out in public all the time -- was photographed, sans ring, as she gassed up her red SUV near her Windermere mansion in Florida," TMZ reported Monday.Meanwhile, Tiger has holed up on his yacht in Palm Beach, TMZ says. But he's not the only player in this story in town.
"Guess who else has temporarily migrated to Palm Beach? Alleged mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel," the celeb site says. "We're told her family has a home there and the trip had been arranged for a while. We're also told Uchitel has had no contact with Tiger since the night before her aborted news conference ... by land or by sea."
While the drama plays out in Florida, TV's The View had its own chapter Monday. Again, we go to TMZ.com -- soon to be renamed TigerWoodsGossip.com -- for the scoop.
"A rep for the show tells TMZ: 'Joy Behar made a play on Ms. Uchitel's name. This was intended as a joke. We sincerely apologize for the choice of words and for any misimpression the joke may have created.' "
The play on words, in case you couldn't figure it out: Behar had said, "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker."
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