Jeez, I go away for a couple days and look what happens -- LiLohan goes on a drunken coke binge, a bunch of old people like Babs, Newman and Stevie Tyler have things happen to them and I see Spider-Man 3.

Let me tell you, Spidey 3 was better than the second as far as I'm concerned, but only because there was so much mind-numbing action I was distracted by the total lack of sense. But hey, that's what 12 bucks at an IMAX theater and a cameo by Stan Lee gets you, right?

Anyway, here's a much more succinct synopsis of said movie, if you're one of the three people who hasn't seen it yet:

Thanks to FotoMat and our Denver fan club for showing us this one.