Will Smith: The Man in Green
Somewhere in America, DJ Jazzy Jeff is probably homeless. Uncle Phil is likely eating from a garbage bin. But the Fresh Prince himself, Will Smith? He’s only the top moneymaker in Hollywood, according to Forbes. The mag unveiled its list of the top celebrity earners, actor/actress division, and Smith takes the gilded taco, bringing in $80 million in 2007. Guess there’s good money to be made in fighting zombie dogs. The rest of the top 5:
2. Johnny Depp, $72 million. That’s a lot of quirky hats.
3. (tie) Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers, $55 million. We were as shocked as you to see the stars of Meet Dave and The Love Guru this high. But then we saw who was next ...
4. Cameron Diaz, $50 million. So that’s all three stars of Shrek 3. Dang, that nasty green lardo’s got game.
5. Leonardo DiCaprio, $55 million. Yeah, well, how many Oscars has that bought you, Leo? Huh? Huh!?!?