ZOMG, Lindsay Lohan is so totally not gay
Did you think that when Lindsay Lohan confessed to being with Samantha Ronson for "a very long time" on Loveline a couple weeks ago, she was talking about being down with the Sapphic sisters? Oh, that's so totally not the case, you guys.
"There was no confession," LiLo publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick told TVGuide.com. The whole thing was just Linds admitting she and Sam have been pals forever. Gotcha. Moving right along to other breaking news. Next up: The government believes in the public schools system and there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
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