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Ding, dong, Justin Bieber's 'stache is dead!






Vomit bag officially retired.

Justin Bieber hit a huge milestone on Thursday, finally shaving off those seven stray hairs he’s been attempting to cultivate on his upper lip since he was 12. How do we know this? Well, the Boyfriend singer provided us with a stomach-turning Instagram video — of course — because like his in-bathroom moral support, we really needed to be a part of the experience, which included awkward gazes and chill-inducing whispers.

Yes, friends, you too can peer up the Maple One’s nostrils and rejoice in the glory that is his abandoning that ridiculous Joe Dirt look he long tried to achieve but never could. As for the shirt, well, one miracle at a time.

Maybe now we can finally source photos of the Biebs without tittering at the fuzz that was. #blessed

[Last modified: Thursday, August 21, 2014 10:16pm]


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