Elisha Cuthbert married, Lauryn Hill in prison, 'Big Brother' admits racism
-- Former 24 star Elisha Cuthbert married Toronto Maple Leafs captain Dion Phaneuf on Prince Edward Island on Saturday, People reports. Jack Bauer is due to shoot him/abandon her/cut off his hand any minute now.
-- Former Fugee Lauryn Hill reported to a federal prison in Danbury, Conn., on Monday to begin her three month sentence for tax evasion, TMZ says. That will be a completely different kind of miseducation.
-- If you saw Sunday's episode of Big Brother, you know CBS has finally acknowledged hateful and racist comments by Aaryn Gries, GinaMarie Zimmerman and Spencer Clawson, all of whom have gotten in trouble with their employers of business associates. That would explain the jump in ratings The Hollywood Reporter noticed, then.