Elton John and Madonna made up after he torched her years ago
Miracle of miracles, Sir Elton John and Madonna seem to have agreed to a cease-fire. Never before has England been so happy to hear those words, surely.
John and his husband David Furnish told Extra that they happened to run into each other at a restaurant in France because, gosh darn it, it's such a small world!
"She came in, and I sent over a note," John said. "She was very gracious. I apologized profusely because what I said should never have appeared in public. She accepted our apology, and then we bought her dinner. That's over and done with. ... She was fantastic. She was just like, 'Okay, let's get a move on.'"
Now we can all sleep easier knowing that's settled. John and Furnish especially, because Elton is the one who said in 2002 that Die Another Day was the worst James Bond song ever and looked like a "fairground stripper." But that was off the record, so it totally shouldn't have counted.