Geez, enough already. We don't want to hear your new album, either.
In case you hadn't yet gotten your fill of reality TV, there's another show coming up starring LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. Because you don't get enough of those two in the gossip pages. Yeah, sorry about that.
"We're doing a TV show based on our reality," Rimes told People. "We'll take things out of our lives and elaborate them and make them funny. People have been laughing at us – we want them to laugh with us!" Full Story
If you want to know how a professional actor deals with a substance abuse problem, consider Philip Seymour Hoffman. He went to detox and is already out and back to work, and you were none the wiser. Pay attention, Lindsay Lohan.
The actor apparently relapsed on 23 years of sobriety last year, taking up prescription pills and heroin, but realized he was in a bad way after a week and checked into a facility for a 10-day stay, he told TMZ. He checked back out last Friday.Full Story
Sorry, this is a cropped version, because people's kids can find this. Of course, they can just as easily find the uncensored version, but such is the prude's view of the world.
The finale of Germany's Next Top Model was interrupted Thursday when a pair of feminists rushed the stage of the contestants' last runway show with no shirts on. Man, the European version of every show is better.
During Heidi Klum's crowning of Lovelyn Enebechi as the show's Season 8 winner, two Femen protestors ran across the stage bare-breasted with "Heidi Horror Picture Show" and "Sadistic Show" written on their torsos, the New York Daily News reports. There's no word on what the women were mad about, other than the obvious, salvish devotion of modern society to depict women as only valuable if they're able to parade across a television screen like a slab of steak. Sorry, what were we saying?Full Story
A dump worker at Calgary-area landfill reported finding some sort of snuff film starring Dan Aykroyd, prompting a quick and dirty murder investigation in which cops found out ... it was a scene from the actor's 1990 disaster Loose Cannons. We all knew that one would kill his career somehow.
The landfill worker found a film reel and couldn't tell who the person was, but he could see the person on the negative standing over a bloodied body, TMZ reports. He took it to cops who ascertained it was Aykroyd after cleaning the celluloid. Full Story
Just pretend the one on the end is a woman. No, the other one.
It's been two years since someone left Two and A Half Men, so it's high time we have a casting shakeup. Now that Angus T. Jones has left, a young woman will be joining the show. Might be time for a title change, guys.
For the show's 11th season, Chuck Lorre and Co. are looking for a woman in her late teens or early 20s to show up at Jon Cryer's house saying she's Charlie Sheen's long-lost daughter, Deadline.com reports. Ashton Kutcher, especially, should like that storyline once the girl moves in.Full Story
If you thought making a movie based on the board game Battleship was a bad idea, this one is sure to keep you unhappy: People are working hard to make a movie based on Grumpy Cat, the bitterest Internet meme to ever end up on t-shirts at Hot Topic.
Tardar Sauce the cat may very well end up on the big screen, thanks to a deal by Broken Road producers Todd Garner and Sean Robins with the kitty's manager Ben Lashes and representative Al Hassas, Deadline.com reports. The cat will be able to talk and be dour about any number of things, with Will Ferrell and Jack Black attached to play human characters for now, the site says.Full Story
You probably shouldn't share her birthday cake, either.
A woman who attended a Rihanna concert in Brooklyn is angry she ended up with a fat lip. Not because someone punched her, but because she claims she got herpes from a lipstick sample at the show venue.
Starkeema Greenidge says a M.A.C. Cosmetics rep at Rihanna's show at the Barclays Center applied a tube of RiRi Woo lipstick directly to her mouth. The stick must have been used for other people at the show, because Greenidge said the next day "my whole lip was irritate and hugely swollen," she told TMZ. A doctor then told her she had herpes (although the site doesn't specifiy what kind).Full Story
Folks who follow Jessica Simpson have been wondering when she and baby daddy Eric Johnson were planning to get married, since they've been engaged since 2010, and now it sounds like it may actually happen. Well, after their second child is born, anyway. No one wants to be pregnant in their wedding photos. It's just tacky.
Simpson "was telling friends she wanted to get married a few months after the baby is born" during her April 14 baby shower, Us Weekly quotes a source. They've twice had to postpone their wedding -- once when daughter Maxwell was born, and again now that she's pregnant with a baby boy.Full Story
Good thing her show is over, so she can relax a bit now.
KaDee Strickland apparently loved having triplets on Private Practice so much, she wants to try to reproduce the experience, literally. The 37-year-old is pregnant with her first child.
She and husband Jason Behr are awaiting the special delivery in the fall, People says. Strickland and Behr, 39, have been married since 2006, after meeting on the set of The Grudge two years earlier.Full Story
Don't go thinking that the U.K. has the market cornered on outrage: Adam Levine on Wednesday apologizing for saying "I hate this country" on Tuesday's episode of The Voice. Well, after his team members Judith Hill and Sarah Simmons were canned for lack of viewer votes, you'd think he be justified in saying that.
"I obviously love my country very much and my comments last night were made purely out of frustration," Levine told Us Weekly, stating what should be obvious. "Being a part of The Voice, I am passionately invested in my team and want to see my artists succeed. Last night's elimination of Judith and Sarah was confusing and downright emotional for me and my comments were made based on my personal dissatisfaction with the results."Full Story
I mean, this doesn't look healthy at all, but still ...
It seems the slam-dunk drug case cops had against Amanda Bynes isn't so airtight, after all. That's what happens when you don't, you know, actually recover any drugs at the scene of the alleged crime.
NYPD investigators not only didn't recover any marijuana at Bynes' apartment, TMZ reports, they also didn't collect alleged bong fragments on a sub-roof on her apartment building. Bynes was accused of being caught smoking weed in the apartment lobby, then tossing the bong from her 36th floor unit. Never mind that cops say she admitted to it, but has since denied it, making a case even tougher. Full Story
Squint and you can kinda see Ginnifer being Jackie.
West Wing alum Rob Lowe is headed back to the Oval Office for yet another basic cable movie, playing John F. Kennedy in a National Geographic film about the president's assassination. He's a couple years older than JFK was in 1963, but the charisma is pretty comparable.
Killing Kennedy will begin shooting in Virginia later this month, based on Bill O'Reilly's book, the AP reports. It should be ready for the November anniversary of the Dallas shooting. Full Story
The couple looking so happy and (almost) wholesome last year.
What is probably a sad day for Miley Cyrus' family is a great one for Liam Hemsworth's because the couple have broken off their engagement. His brothers Chris and Luke had just tried to convince him to do that very thing, too. Hmm ...
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