That's from the rear driver's side, if you can't tell. The thing looks like a tank from outer space.
Kanye West must be taking fatherhood very seriously, because he reportedly just spent more than $2 million on two armored SUVs to cart his daughter North around town. Or take Kim Kardashian shopping. Either way, the paparazzi won't be a problem in this thing.
The New York Daily News says Kanye bought the vehicles from the Latvian outfit Dartz Motorz, which specializes in "bespoke armored coaches," according to its website. Each truck, called the Prombron, is made to order and can fend off bullets, bombs, landmines and even rocket-propelled grenades, the Daily News notes. There's even an option to make the vehicles radiation-resistant, which will come in handy when Kris Jenner visits.Full Story
Say, what *does* rhyme with "hug me," anyway?
Hilariously, The Juice* noticed quite a few folks picking on Paula Patton, of all people, saying that as Robin Thicke's wife, she should be ashamed for allowing his racy performance with Miley Cyrus at last Sunday's Video Music Awards. They should have saved their ire for now, when a photo of the singer groping a fan has become common knowledge on the Interwebs.
The Twitter photo heard 'round the Internet shows Thicke apparently copping a feel on a young lady identified by the New York Post's Page Six as socialite Lana Scolaro, whoever that is. You ahve to look closely, because the reflection in the mirror is what shows Robin getting handsy.Full Story
Kingston says he is innocent.
Miami native Sean Kingston has been accused of gang raping a teenager in a Seattle hotel room after a Justin Bieber concert three years ago, TMZ reports. Kingston's bodyguard and a member of his band also are named in the lawsuit.
A woman named Carissa Capeloto, now 22, says the Beautiful Girls singer invited her to his hotel after the July 2010 concert and was waiting naked on his bed when she arrived. Noting she had smoked marijuana and had as many as 10 shots of vodka, she says Kingston's bodyguard put her on top of the singer before all three men raped her while she was "obviously intoxicated, incapable of consent."Full Story
The sixth time is the charm, after all.
Lindsay Lohan may be going in for the sixth time -- not for rehab, but as host of Saturday Night Live. Because her last hosting job for the show went so very well.
“Saturday Night Live has approached Lindsay to host the show again, and they were talking about the season opener,” an anonymous source told RadarOnline. “She is definitely considering doing it. She loves the show and the people involved.” Full Story
Just in time for Labor Day weekend!
Just because there's a big contingent in Juice*land who grew up with Dawson's Creek, we're going to tell you that James Van Der Beek's wife Kimberly is expecting the couple's third child. Like a good Gen Xer, she announced it on her blog, too. If she were a Milennial, it woulda been on the Twitters.
"James and I are happy to report that we are expecting our third child this winter!" she wrote Friday. All of the craziness, exhaustion and moodiness aside, James and I are beyond elated and feeling so incredibly blessed. Olivia and Joshua are in on the news and seem to be excited about a baby coming into the family. And James, thank you for being the loving, caring and understanding husband and father that you are."Full Story
Because now every Daily Time Waster video is either Daft Punk, Robin Thicke or Miley Cyrus. Full Story
You shoulda chipped in for the handyman's present.
David Schwimmer's neighbors are not fans of his, nor do they want to be (we'll say it) friends. The 46-year-old actor has been the target of angry graffiti in New York's East Village ever since he moved in. It's like the one where Ross moved into the building and no one liked him all over again!
Ever since Schwimmer tore down a five-story 1852 townhouse for $4.1 million to build a 9,000-square-foot house, residents have been unhappy, the Huffington Post reports. Photos from the EV Grieve blog show someone had spraypainted "Ross is not cool" on a construction zone partition. Well, we knew that.Full Story
At least somebody still loves Axl Rose.
Here are a couple fairly scary words strung together to form a sentence you probably don't want to read: Fergie and Josh Duhamel are parents. And they named their baby Axl.
The former Black Eyed Pea and the actor welcomed a baby boy Thursday morning, TMZ reports. Axl Jack Duhamel weighed a healthy 7 pounds, 10 ounces.Full Story
Wow, that *is* scary.
The actor playing the villain for the Avengers sequel has been announced, in the form of James Spader as the killer robot Ultron. Yeah, we still woulda preferred something with Thanos in it.
Marvel revealed the casting Thursday, saying Avengers: Age of Ultron will bow May 1, 2015. There were suprisingly few other details provided, so geeking out about this one will be fun.Full Story
This is more to remind us it's been a year since TomKat split up, anyway.
Katie Holmes apparently celebrated her first anniversary free of Tom Cruise by dancing with Jamie Foxx in the Hamptons. She had to stiff-arm him after he got a little too handsy though, it seems.
"They danced, and after a hug he grabbed her butt and tried to seal the deal," a source that was also at the Apollo in the Hamptons benefit in East Hampton, N.Y., told Us Weekly. "She was flattered, but not interested." Full Story
They probably wish the timing was a little different.
Meadow Soprano is officially a mommy now, because Jamie-Lynn Sigler and her fiancee Cutter Dykstra just had a baby boy. Grandpa Tony will be so happy!
The 32-year-old Sopranos star and the 24-year-old baseball player have named the boy Beau, People reports. There were no other details available.Full Story
You don't have to name the company they're making fun of, because it's every company. Full Story
Can we just end this already?
Khloe Kardashian's husband Lamar Odom apparently is still alive, but he may not want to be after matriarch Kris Jenner gets ahold of him. She's apparently rip-snorting angry about what the basketball player has done. You mean when he married Khloe and moved to Dallas?
“Kris is seeing red. Kris worked so hard to make her talk show a success during its trial run," a source told RadarOnline. "She was riding high off of all the publicity from her interview with Kanye (West, natch) and the big reveal of granddaughter, North. Then it all went kaput."Full Story
You can't expect this guy to humor you anymore.
If there's one person the paparazzi should know to avoid, it's Alec Baldwin, especially since his wife Hilaria just gave birth to their baby girl Carmen Gabriela on Friday. But no, somebody was taking their picture in New York, so of course the photog got beaten up by a 55-year-old rageaholic actor.
Baldwin pushed and shoved the shooter for taking his picture outside a tea shop after the man refused to stop photographing, TMZ reports. Eventually he ended up pinning the guy to a car, prompting a call to the cops.Full Story
We sure hope JT doesn't think he's going to start some sort of weird dickey trend.
Of course the rumors about a potential *NSYNC reunion hit the sociosphere as soon as everyone heard the news they'd be at the VMAs with Justin Timberlake. But now that the show is over, will they be getting back together? No. And hell no.
Chris Kirkpatrick flat-out said no when asked about a tour on Johnny's House for Orlando's XL 106.7, according to Us Weekly. And there are at least five good reasons why. "It was funny because all of us getting back together, we remembered what we love about each other and what we hate about each other," Kirkpatrick said. "It was just a bit of fun." The 41-year-old added he was "too old for this."
His bandmate Lance Bass, 34, told the AP a reunion "would be lovely to do, but we've got nothing planned." He didn't rule it out completely, though, and he's the one with his own radio show. Full Story