Jennifer Aniston will be taking Justin Theroux's name
Look, making fun of Jennifer Aniston is so passe, but we really don't care about her pending wedding to Justin Theroux. So sure, we could rip on her or provide details on the ceremony, but instead we're gonna focus on the fact she's changing her name. That'll show that Brad Pitt.
"She plans on privately changing her name to Theroux," a source told People, according to HollywoodLife.com. "She like the way it sounds and jokes that (Jennifer Theroux) sounds very posh. They really seem to have perfect chemistry, like they complete each other. There’s a perfect balance."
The Juice* dates back long enough to actually recall when she was known as Jennifer Pitt, which was never except in a legal sense. It might make sense for him to go by Justin Aniston, because it's a lot better than having a name where we can't recall what he's been in without looking it up.