Ke$ha says she used to have a tail, but it was chopped off and stolen
Everybody knows Ke$ha is a freak, but she really threw gasoline on that fire by saying she was born with a tail. You know, a bone sticking out of her back. But it was removed, hopefully by a doctor.
"I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail," she told Heat magazine. "That was when I was little. I'm really sad about that story."
We're really sad that this anecdote about a vestigial tail is way tamer than that time she drank her own urine on her reality show, Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life. Next thing you know, she's going to start talking about an ingrown toenail or something. Those things are really gross.