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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries reach divorce settlement

Now Kim can go back to planning how to ditch her baby and fly off to Miami.

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Now Kim can go back to planning how to ditch her baby and fly off to Miami.



And now, the moment we've all been waiting for: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are officially divorced. We've been waiting not because we care about either of them, but because we can finally stop hearing about that sham marriage.

The couple's divorce was settled in court on Friday, with Kris giving up on his request for an annulment and demands for money. Kim really dodged a bullet, because Kris had been demanding cash because he claimed she only staged their wedding to clean up on E! royalties and gifts from big-name sponsors.

TMZ reports that each party will pay their own legal fees, but it's a big win for Kim, who not only dodged demands for compensation, but is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. It was gonna be an awkward family photo if she still had a husband in the picture.

The judge was prepared to fine Humphries for not showing up to a hearing a week prior, but the site says Kim asked for the penalty to be waived. Humphries is free to go his own way, which is good, since the Brooklyn nets have the playoffs to think about.

So you want the grand total of days this took? 536 days. They were married 72. Now, if kanye would only come back from France ...

[Last modified: Friday, April 19, 2013 5:08pm]


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