Kimye trying to steal Jesus’ thunder: Baby due on Christmas
Side note: The firstborn son of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is due on the birthday of Jesus himself, because of course he is.
If you think this screams “scheduled for attention,” we won’t shame you because we, too, cannot stop raising our eyebrows/palming our faces/rolling our eyes/hating ourselves for reading, writing and inexplicably feeling angry about this.
Sources tell TMZ that Kardashian has a condition in which the placenta grows too deeply into the uterus — so it’s safer to get the baby out on Christmas, apparently. TMZ also says a natural birth is planned for the holiday, which is hilarious because that's not how it works.
Anyway, a C-section will go down on the Magic One’s big day if Kim hasn’t gone into labor by then.
The couple have already booked a deluxe maternity suite in the Cedars-Sinai sky. And also, I’m so glad I’m putting my journalism degree to good use. #blessed