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Miley Cyrus made a song with Britney Spears, is still naked in a video

Wait, no, Britney, *this* is trying too hard.

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Wait, no, Britney, *this* is trying too hard.



The end times are upon us, friends and neighbors, because it looks like Miley Cyrus is combining forces with Britney Spears on her new album, Bangerz. And you thought Monday's revelation of Miley swinging naked on a wrecking ball in her new video was bad.

Cyrus tweeted a list of songs on the album Tuesday, highlighting "3. SMS (BANGERZ) feat. It's ******* bitch" -- a sure sign Spears is on the party list. That will surely be an unstoppable combination of pop insanity sure to strike us all both deaf and blind.

Speaking of going blind, this gives us a great chance to run Miley's aforementioned video for Wrecking Ball again. Click on it below and try to figure out the exact moment 20-year-old Miley silently mouths the words "pay attention to me." It's likely somewhere between the part where she rides the chain suggestively and the clips of her licking the phallic sledgehammer.

[Last modified: Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:35pm]


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