Nude photos of Nicolas Cage and Christina Fulton may be on the loose

Please, no questions. He's a very private person.

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Please, no questions. He's a very private person.

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November

There's a lot more of Nicolas Cage to go around these days, now that photos of him and his son Weston's mama Christina Fulton doing the dirty deed are lurking out there in the real world. Because people really want to see that, surely.

Fulton's former handyman Ricardo Orozco allegedly broke into her house back in April and made off with four computers and a box of photos, TMZ reports. Wait, she had four computers and still had a box of printed photos? Man, that family really is weird. Police are still looking for the photos, which have conveniently gone missing.

Orozco was arrested last month and pleaded not guilty to felony burglary. His bail was set at $1 million, which he can't pay, what with being locked up and unable to fence his loot to some tabloid. Cage's people are denying the photos of he and his ex-girlfriend even exist, of course, but after Ghost Rider, we wouldn't think anything could still embarrass him.

[Last modified: Wednesday, November 13, 2013 4:32pm]

    

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