Ryan Lochte idolizes Kim Kardashian, which should tell you something
Olympic swimmer and University of Florida standout Ryan Lochte has his own reality show coming up, which we're sure you all knew about. But it's the people he idolizes the most that should be inspiring you. Like, say, Kim Kardashian.
"Kim started from pretty much nothing, and now everyone everywhere knows who she is," he told The Hollywood Reporter. "That's what I want to do." That, and get rich by trademarking that sill "Jeah!" thing he's always shouting. Dude, YOLO took that crown.
There's a whole lot more to the interview, but 1) The Juice* doesn't really want to watch What Would Ryan Lochte Do? and 2) that quote was the second paragraph and the story, and really turned us off from reading the rest. We do know that to be like Kim Kardashian, you need to have a rich father who dies and a sex tape with a third-rate rapper. Snap to it, Ryan!