Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne aren't together, but not divorcing either
Okay, we don't even know what to make of this anymore: First reports said Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne were divorcing and had moved into separate houses. Then Ozzy says he's getting sober and they're still together. Now TMZ says they're not together, but aren't divorcing. Got all that?
The site says that although Ozzy said his sobriety is a mere 44 days old, he and his wife of 31 years will be staying a couple. Sharon, meanwhile, is pretty unhappy with him and doesn't want him around, but she's not going to end their divorce over his substance abuse. Good thing he's going on tour with Black Sabbath, then.
"They've been through hell and back together. They're not breaking up," a source said. We're going to have to let this one ride for awhile, because trying to get this thing right is almost as embarrassing as working for CNN.