We declare Jimmy Fallon the Clumsiest Man Alive
Jimmy Fallon can’t stop hurting himself.
First, he almost removed his ring finger in a freak kitchen accident in June. Then, he chipped his tooth trying to open a bottle of pills prescribed for said almost-removed ring finger. Now, the Tonight Show host has sliced open his other hand after an accident involving a Harvard party and a bottle of Jägermeister.
Fallon was in Cambridge, Mass., on Saturday to be honored by the Harvard Lampoon humor magazine. During the festivities, Fallon was walking through the crowd holding a bottle of Jäger when he tripped, the bottle shattered and he sliced a couple of fingers.
After a quick trip to Massachusetts General Hospital, Fallon updated fans on Instagram with the caption, “Nothing that a few band aids couldn’t fix.”
In addition to a couple of nasty cuts, Fallon received the Elmer Award for Excellence in Humor.