Boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before
This one will make you smile even if you aren't a Star Trek fan. The folks over at ThinGeek.com have a Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter, fashioned in the shape of Captain Kirk's legendary NCC-1701 ship. This officially-licensed Star Trek collectible has a laser-etched, stainless steel blade and a zinc-alloy, chromium-plated body. Weighing in at 277 grams it's a substantial cutter that will help make sure you don't have any Klingons when separating the pie.
And if that's not enough Star Trek gadgetry for you, they also have a nice Enterprise bottle opener to match. That works well for some suds with that pizza, unless of course you're a wine drinker. In that case you'll need the Klingon Corkscrew.
I could warn you that these cool gadgets may make you eat too much pizza and drink too much beer and wine, but I won't, because dammit Jim I'm a Gadget Guy not a doctor!