So, if Kathie Lee took on Dog the Bounty Hunter, who might survive? Could Vivica A. Fox handle the bodacious Monique? And would Rayven Symone mop the floor with Wayne Newton?

I can't imagine anyone who hasn't imbibed some serious hallucinogens even considering these questions. Which makes it all the more interesting to note these matchups -- and more oddball combinations-- as the superstar teams competing on NBC's Celebrity Family Feud July 1.

Today show weatherdude Al Roker takes the lessons learned mediating the icy off-camera silences between Matt Lauer and Katie Couric and puts them to work hosting the show, which will pit oddball D-list celebrities who need the publicity against other over-Botoxed creatures in hopes of landing a VH1 series or a spot on Dancing With the Stars.

Read the list of confirmed competitors and wince:

THE CELEBRITY MATCH UPS AND THEIR PLAYERS ARE:

Bill Engvall vs. Larry The Cable Guy

Bill Engvall
Wife Gail
Daughter Emily
Son Travis
Bill's mom Jeanne
Charity: Brent Eley Foundation

Larry the Cable Guy
Wife Cara
Brother Tom
Sister Debbie
Larry's mom Shirley
Charity: Arnold Palmer Children's Hospital Orthopedics Division

Vivica A. Fox vs. Mo'Nique

Vivica A. Fox
Sister Alecia
Brother Marvin
Brother William
Niece Sharday
Charity: American Red Cross

Mo'Nique
Husband Sidney
Her cousin Eric
Her cousin Terrance
Family friend Rodney
Charity: Crystal Stairs, Inc.

"American Chopper" vs. Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry

"American Chopper"
Paul Teutul
Son Paul Jr.
Son Mikey
Family friend Steve
Family friend Ron
Charity: Make-A-Wish Foundation

Christopher Knight
Adrianne Curry
Family friend Andrea
Adrianne's brother Nick
Adrianne's mom Christine
Charity: National Breast Cancer Association and Precious Paws

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Corbin Bernsen vs. Margaret Cho

Corbin Bernsen
Wife Amanda
Son Oliver
Son Henry
Son Angus
Charity: The Rape Treatment Center at the Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center

Margaret Cho
Dad Seung Hoon
Mom Young Hie
Margaret's assistant John
Margaret's assistant Selene
Charity: MAC AIDS Fund

Ice T vs. The Rivers

Ice T
Wife Coco
Son Ice
Coco's mom Tina
Family friend Sean
Charity: Unity 2

Joan and Melissa Rivers
Joan's nephew Andrew
Joan's assistant Sabrina
Joan's niece Caroline
Charity: Guide Dogs for the Blind

Raven-Symone vs. Wayne Newton

Raven-Symone
Mom Lydia
Rondell Sheridan – Her TV Dad
Brother Blaize
Tkeyah Crystal Keymah- Her TV Mom
Charity: American Red Cross

Wayne Newton
Wife Kathleen
Daughter Erin
Kathleen's mom Marilyn
Kathleen's sister Tricia
Charity: The USO

The Kardashians vs. Deion Sanders

Kim Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian
Kourtney Kardasian
Bruce Jenner
Kris Jenner
Charity: Dream Foundation

Deion Sanders
Wife Pilar
Son Deion Jr.
Daughter Deiondra
Deion's Aunt Annette
Charity: Sanders Claus

Tiki Barber vs. Ed McMahon

Tiki Barber
Wife Ginny
Mom Geraldine
Cousin Geoff
Cousin Tess
Charity: Fresh Air Fund

Ed McMahon
Wife Pam
Son Alex
Granddaughter Alexandra
Pam's brother Sandy
Charity: Horatio Alger Association

The Hickeys from "My Name Is Earl" vs. The Camden County All-Stars from "My Name Is Earl"

The Hickey's:
Earl (Jason Lee)
Randy (Ethan Suplee)
Joy (Jaime Pressly)
Darnell (Eddie Steeples)
Catalina (Nadine Velazquez)
Charity: Family Crisis Resources

Camden County All Stars:
Tim Stack
Patty (Dale Dickey)
Kenny James (Greg Binkley)
Nescobar A-Lop-Lop (Abdoulaye Ngom)
Tim Stack's agent (Greg Garcia)
Charity: New Hope Housing-Alexandria, Virginia

"The Office" vs. "American Gladiators"

"The Office:"
Brian Baumgartner
Phyllis Smith
Kate Flannery
Oscar Nuñez
Creed Bratton.
Charity: Children's Advocacy of Northeastern Pennsylvania

"American Gladiators:"
Laila Ali
Wolf
Jet
Venom
Titan
Charity: Woman's Sports Foundation and USA cares

Vincent Pastore vs. "Girls Next Door"

Vincent Pastore
Ex-wife Nancy
Daughter Renee
Renee's fiancé Christopher
Family friend Kathrine
Charity: Lustgarten Foundation for Pancreatic Cancer Research- Mithchell Berk Memorial

"The Girls Next Door"
Bridget Marquardt
Holly Madison
Kendra Wilkinson
Sara Underwood
Jayde Nicole
Charity: Linda Blair WorldHeart Foundation and Operation Gratitude

Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Dog The Bounty Hunter

Kathie Lee
Frank Gifford
Son Cody
Daughter Cassidy
Frank's granddaughter Christina
Charity: Association to Benefit Children

Dog the Bounty Hunter
Wife Beth
Son Duane Jr.
Son Leland
Daughter Lyssa
Charity: Mousseheart Child City School