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Here's who Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt should date next

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting divorced.

Associated Press

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting divorced.



RIP "Brangelina," surely the greatest of all celebrity couple combo-names. You lasted merely a decade.

Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. It's so sad, but there are silver linings in everything. In this case, think of all the new name mashup possibilities.

Related: The 5 stages of mourning Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s marriage

If we're going to really take advantage of this opportunity, we've got some suggestions for who Jolie and Pitt should get together with going forward.

Brad Pitt should date...


Sandra Bullock: BullPitt

Jessica Chastain: Pittstain

Madonna: Bradonna

Oprah Winfrey: Broprah

Olivia Munn: Brolivia

Taylor Swift: TaySpitt

Maggie Smith: MaggPi

Armie Hammer: ArmPitt


Angelina Jolie should date...


James Franco: Jangelina

Priyanka Chopra: Prangelina

Justin Bieber: Bieberlina

"Papa" John Schnatter (the pizza guy): JoPa

Jussie Smollett: JolieSmolie

Hans Moleman: JolieMolie

Ina Garten: Angina

JoJo (of '90s R&B group K-Ci and JoJo): JoJolie

Usain Bolt: Usaingelina

Brad Paisley: Brangelina

[Last modified: Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:01am]


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