Madame Tussauds split up Brangelina's wax figures (and other funny reactions)
Even set in wax, Brangelina couldn't last.
Weep over the death of twu wax luv because a day after Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, Madame Tussauds wax museum in London announced it had separated its statues of the couple.
Following the news that has shocked celebrity watchers worldwide, we can confirm we have separated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's figures. pic.twitter.com/2juLFaZJED— Madame Tussauds (@MadameTussauds) September 21, 2016
Strangely, Robert Pattinson was the buffer chosen to separate the once-happy Hollywood power couple. Is Robert Pattinson even still a thing?
If Madame Tussauds really wanted to break the Internet, it should have inserted Jennifer Aniston into the mix.
In case you live under a rock, yesterday Twitter lit up with Aniston memes, Friends GIFs and subsequent rebuttal to "leave Jen out of this." Context: Brad and Angelina met when Brad was still married to Jen, and now rumors (mostly stoked by Page Six) are that Brad had an affair with Allied co-star Marion Cotillard that led to the most recent divorce. Other sources, including veritable rumor-mongerer TMZ, refuted that, citing substance abuse and anger problems.
Whether any of it is true or not and whether Jen is over it or not (she probably is), the jokes have been 100 emoji + flame emoji.
A custody battle over 323 kids should be interesting. #Brangelina— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) September 20, 2016
* Full disclosure: May be my fave only because I watched this episode of Friends the night before the breakup.
And natch the New York Post couldn't resist getting in on it.