See Oscars video, my Storify of cattiest moments
It's an interesting choice made by ABC: Instead of live-streaming the Oscars show while it was airing and the world was commenting on it all through social media, the network decided to make the full 3.5-hour telecast available on Hulu.com and ABC.com
So here's the first third of the video below, in case you missed it last night or want to relive it (the other two parts can be found here). And here's my Storify of all my snarky tweets during the actual event. To really recreate the experience, I suggest scrolling down the Storify while playing the embedded video -- it will feel like you were almost but not quite there!