'Sharknado 2: The Second One' (actual title, btw) will premiere July 31 on Syfy
Oh, don't act all superior and Downton Abbish: You, my fin-loving friend, are totally jacked for the Sharknado sequel, which will somehow vault Ian Ziering's showbiz career into yet another calendar year. At 9 p.m. on July 31 (I predict a LOT of Jaws-themed parties), Syfy will unleash the beast: Sharknado 2: The Second One!! The new flick will relocate the Great White Twister from Los Angeles, site of the first doozy, to New York City, where, as you'll witness in the clips below, such noted thespians as Ziering, Tara Reid, Mark McGrath, Kelly Osbourne, Judd Hirsch and Judah Friedlander filmed intensely. Syfy's original S-Nado, produced by B-movie film studio the Asylum, scored 1.4 million viewers in its July 2013 debut. Then, thanks to a social media tizzy, it tallied 2.1 million in an encore showing. It was also released in theaters, where, well, almost no one wanted to pay real money for it. Still, we have high hopes (or cheesy hopes) (or something) for Part Deux.