The Water Cooler: Jeb Bush bros out; butt-shaped lamps people are buying
Jeb Bush digs Supergirl
During an interview with Libre Forum in Las Vegas, Republican presidential hopeful Jeb Bush was asked about his favorite superheros. The question was geared toward Marvel heroes, but Bush clearly had DC on the brain, Melissa Benoist's character Supergirl in particular. "I saw that Supergirl is on TV ... She looked kind of, she looked pretty hot," Bush said. Come on man, you might as well change your walkout music to Drake's Hotline Bling, because that was the bro-iest thing you could have said. But yeah, she's hot. After an awkward pause, he added "that'll make news." You betcha.
Aziz comes to Netflix
Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari will have a new binge-worthy show on Netflix. With topics pulled from his own standup material, Master of None is set for a full Netflix release on Nov. 6. Surprisingly, the show isn't getting that much online love, and Ansari took to Twitter to answer some fan questions about the show. Here's what we know so far: There will be a secret shoutout to Tom and Donna from Parks and Rec, Ludacris is not in the cast but the plots are ludicrous, inspiration came from a lot of '70s comedy films, Aziz wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to guest star, Aziz's dad is in the show and the show is not autobiographical, though he does play an Indian guy who is an actor. We're sure there will be plenty of catch phrases to throw around at the water cooler.
I lava this lamp
Remember the clapper? The silliest, most ingenious lamp ever? Well who cares, because now butt lamps exist. The Slap It Light is a silicone tush-shaped mold that turns on when you give it a little spank or pinch. Adjust the dial, and you can have a glowing red, blue or green derriere. You can pre-order the lamp now, but get ready for the price tag: $229.79. Or you can get triplet butts for $615.35. Who in the office would have this in their cubicle. Let's be real.