This hipster Nativity scene is $130 and selling fast
Joseph is sporting a man-bun and taking a selfie. A latte-swilling Mary is making a duck face with Jesus in the manger. The Three Wise Men are arriving on Segways with Amazon gift boxes under their arms. And the barn animals are eating gluten-free feed.
In short, it's the coolest Nativity set of the year. It costs $129.99 at Modern Nativity and it's selling so fast they have a limit of three.
I have already fallen hard for the Lego Star Wars advent calendars. This is my third year buying one. Because I am weak.
But, sorry to say, if you didn't queue up to buy one before Halloween they are already sold out. So only those of us who set up calendar alerts (yep, that's me) have a snow Wookie to guide our sleigh tonight. Pay double on eBay, suckers. It's the reason for the season.
If you don't want to be a tool for Yule there are some less-expensive decorations.
Amazon actually sells beard ornaments. And this hipster holiday gift guide has a Polaroid toilet paper dispenser sure to make gift giving easier.