So here’s a contest I’m guessing that the odds are favorable since I personally don’t know of any kids that would be eligible.

Eureka is asking children, “why they love to clean.”

*CRICKETS* 

Okay, well if you have a child that can answer that question with a straight face, then go to their website to be considered Eureka’s “Cleanest Kid.” Winners can receive a new vacuum cleaner and Toys ‘R Us gift certificates. 

Parents of winners have already won an immeasurable prize.

-- Tracey Henry, the Suburban Diva