With everyone talking about the weather, my new Facebook group
I was thinking of starting a new Facebook group called, “Yeah, I know it’s colder where you are than here in Florida but I kind of like my orange juice to cost less than a barrel of crude and I’m good not owning an ice scraper or pants, so forgive us for being unnerved for two very important reasons: Spring Break and Strawberry Shortcake. You’re welcome.”
Who’s the first to sign up?
-- Tracey Henry, the Suburban Diva