Ewww! Alert: Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding photos on the market
In further evidence of the decline of Western Civilization, the feds are searching for the freak who stole a digital camera memory card containing pix of teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding her daughter Maddie, according to TMZ. Selling -- or buying -- the photos is a crime because they would be considered child pornography since Jamie Lynn is a minor and her breast is showing. Other photos include pix of sister Britney, Maddie on her own and baby daddy Casey Aldridge, according to TMZ.
Now, there are a couple problems here: Why would anyone want to steal those photos and sell them (for the cash, sure, but it makes no sense to sexualize the very natural act of feeding a baby.) Second, how goofy is Aldridge to drop the card off at the Wal-Mart and not expect for some nitwit to see dollar signs flashing?
Still some might say they are getting what they deserve since it was estimated that the Spears clan got $1-million for pictures of baby Maddie in OK! magazine. But isn't it their right to decide which pictures get out there?
We still think that those goofy folks who only see breasts as playthings, as my fellow Momma Sharon Wynne noted in an earlier post about Christina Aguilera's breastfeeding plans, should rethink that position. Maybe then, those stolen photos won't be such hot property.
-- Sherry Robinson