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FEBRUARY 22, 2011

Face it, kids can stink up the joint

I was once talking with a newly pregnant friend who was asking me about breast feeding and said, "Tell the truth, isn't it kind of gross?" Oh honey, I said. That's about the least-gross thing you'll do as a parent. Wait till you catch vomit in your hands or clean an exploding diaper off the car seat. 

We all know about babies and their special stank but I think adolescence can really give the baby blowouts a run for the money. Luckily a couple of products have crossed my desk in recent weeks that might offer parents and teachers' noses some relief.

When the hormones start kicking in, the stinky sneakers start melting the wallpaper and making your eyes well up. So imagine my delight when the good folks at Febreeze decided the tackle the Greatest Stank of All: smelly sneakers. They sent us several bottles so we gave some to the high school kids who work on our sister publication tb2, which is distributed to all the high schools in Pinellas and Hillsborough counties. We also gave some to an adult athlete and my own adolescent boy. So it's really been tested by some stank! I'm shocked at much better my son's room smells.

febreeze.jpgFebreze Sport Extreme Odor Eliminator ($11.99), was also tested out by Michael Newcomer of Tarpon Springs High who writes: "One B.O. problem I sometimes battle is foot odor. It can be very embarrassing, constantly having to tuck your feet in under your seat to keep others from smelling the monsters that lie within your shoes. The first thing I noticed about Febreze Sport Extreme Odor Eliminator (besides the Extreme in the name) was its surprisingly tropical smell. I sprayed the inside of my shoes with it and within minutes noticed a major difference in my shoes. They no longer smelled like a bacteria-ridden garbage bin, but instead like an exotic paradise in Tahiti. I actually could stand to put my nose close to them. I continued to use the product for the next couple of days, and after about a week my shoes stopped smelling."

qwikshower.jpgNext on the test list was QwikShower Gym Class Wipes (starting at 49 cents each available online). I don't know if you've noticed, but kids really hate the idea of showering in front of each other after gym class and teachers are reluctant to force the issue so classes late in the day can smell pretty ripe.  Instead of spraying massive clouds of Axe body spray, QwikShower serves like an oversized diaper wipe that you can use to clean, well, yourself after gym. Michael reviewed that too and writes, "The only downside is that it looks and smells like one of those moist towelettes you get at the wing house after you eat a load of greasy wings. There you are, dozing off in World History when you jerk awake thinking you left your girlfriend at home for a night out at Hooters. Luckily for you, fella, that was just a bad dream brought on by the lingering scent of your QwikShower."

Pass on your sweet-smelling advice, Mommas. How do you clear the air in your household?

--Sharon Kennedy Wynne

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Sharon Kennedy Wynne has sunscreen in her blood. She may have been born in Buffalo but she got here as fast as she could, in time for kindergarten. She grew up in St. Petersburg, graduated from the University of Florida journalism school, and even got married at Sunken Gardens. She's one of the few adults we know who actually loves taking her kids to the beach. She has two sons and with 10 years of parenting under her belt, she's starting to feel a little less out of her league. She comes from a large family and loves to debate, so brace yourself when the hot topics come up.

E-mail Sharon Kennedy Wynne:
wynne@tampabay.com

SP_255665_CROS_KATE.jpgAfter six long years of trying to have a baby, Kate Brassfield was finally able to have one. And then, two minutes later, another one. Suddenly the lady who had never been around babies before was juggling two! Just as Kate felt she was getting pretty good with babies, the girls became toddlers, and now Kate is back to Square One, learning about the care and feeding of these strange, wonderful creatures. She spends her days working part-time from home and trying to keep up with the Twinosaurus Wrecks.

E-mail Kate Brassfield:
katedaphne17@gmail.com

Freelance writer Courtney Cairns Pastor wasn’t so sure about having kids and how she would balance child-rearing with her journalism career. It turned out that her journalism training went to good use. As the mom to a funny, active toddler, she learned to handle him like she did her sources. Never ask yes or no questions (the answer will always be no), get him to be specific (are you crying because you’re wet or your tooth hurts?) and be prepared for anything because no two days are the same. When she’s not playing trucks, Courtney crams for her book club, trains for races and occasionally bursts into showtunes. E-mail her at courtneyblogs@gmail.com.

Suzannah DiMarzio has it bad for the Mouse. Although she grew up outside of Boston, she took her degree in tourism management down to Orlando just to work at Disney and the travel industry. Of course, when she married her high school sweetheart, the reception was at Disney. She’s now a seasoned stay-at-home mom to two tweens and a toddler – and yes, that is as crazy as it sounds. Suzannah has her own blog, ZannaLand.com , and she's a member of the Walt Disney World Moms Panel in addition to being addicted to Twitter, iced coffee, and watching way too much Yo, Gabba Gabba.

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