If Sarah Palin named your baby
Check out the Sarah Palin Name Generator to see what you would be called if Sarah Palin were your Momma. She's already named her kids Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig. My name, according to the generator, would have been Knife Pile Palin, and my kids would have been Claw Washout and little Stockyard Mudslide. Aw, go give Grandma a kiss, kids.
--Sharon Kennedy Wynne