Vacation days 3 and 4 -- is this really what we bargained for?
For Days 3 and 4, please re-read Day 2, only replace “Corbin, Kentucky” with all Valdosta references, add a second tow truck, a harrowing all night wait for said tow truck off the side of the road, and another couple of hundred bucks in lost campground deposits.
And allow me to re-introduce a new recurring character on our show: the Valdosta Holiday Inn Grouper. He will now play the part of the bane of my existence -- a role previously played by a cantankerous Ford fuel pump.
-- Tracey Henry, the Suburban Diva