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Whoa, Momma!

Sharon Kennedy Wynne, Tracey Henry and Suzannah DiMarzio

What are they teaching my 3-year-old?

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October

My daughter is being brainwashed at preschool.

She comes home singing songs and spouting off facts so specific, I wonder if she’s watching tapes three hours straight while she’s there. Listen to what she says:

Bucs “Jeff Garcia is feeling better.”

“Jon Gruden is ready to go.”

“B-U-C-C-A-N-E-E-R-S!”

“Hey, hey, Tampa Bay, the Bucs are hot and ready to play. Hey, hey, Tampa Bay. Hey, hey, Tampa Bay. GO BUCS!” (Imagine a sing-songy voice there)

I half expect her to diagram the Cover 2 defense for me.

The other day she asked when I’m going to take her to a football game. Didn’t have the heart to tell her that we gave up our Bucs season tickets right after she was born three years ago.

-- Amy Hollyfield

[Last modified: Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:57am]

    

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