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Whoa, Momma!

Sharon Kennedy Wynne, Tracey Henry and Suzannah DiMarzio

What are they teaching my 3-year-old?



My daughter is being brainwashed at preschool.

She comes home singing songs and spouting off facts so specific, I wonder if she’s watching tapes three hours straight while she’s there. Listen to what she says:

Bucs “Jeff Garcia is feeling better.”

“Jon Gruden is ready to go.”


“Hey, hey, Tampa Bay, the Bucs are hot and ready to play. Hey, hey, Tampa Bay. Hey, hey, Tampa Bay. GO BUCS!” (Imagine a sing-songy voice there)

I half expect her to diagram the Cover 2 defense for me.

The other day she asked when I’m going to take her to a football game. Didn’t have the heart to tell her that we gave up our Bucs season tickets right after she was born three years ago.

-- Amy Hollyfield

[Last modified: Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:57am]


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