Last night, the Tampa Bay Devil Rays took their punchline status to a whole new laughable low, giving up six (6) runs in the bottom of the ninth, losing to the Toronto Blue Jays, 12-11. I watched the whole thing. It was brutal, pathetic. Pitchers Shawn Camp, Chad Orvella and Tim Corcoran looked terrified out there. Hitting a baseball is arguably the hardest thing to do in sports, and they made it look as easy as Whack-a-Mole. I've interviewed manager Joe Maddon, and he's a cool guy. But jeez, man, your loyalty to lousy players, your incessant need to boost their confidence, is gonna cost you your dream job.

Anway, enough of that. Here's a playlist dedicated to one of the sorriest sports franchises in history. If you'd like to dedicate a song to the Rays, and maybe make yourself feel better, have at it. If you want to just flat-out rage about the Rays, go to sports-page supastar Tom "Two Cents" Jones' blog. And a one, and a two, and a 10, 11, 12...

Loser -- Beck
I Started a Joke -- the Bee Gees
Blowin' in the Wind -- Bob Dylan
It's a Laugh -- Hall & Oates
Sucks to Be You -- Danielle Peck
You Think We Suck -- Ape Fight
Bad -- Michael Jackson
Another One Bites the Dust -- Queen
Mr. Pitiful -- Otis Redding