A few weeks ago, I snarked about Disney cutie Ashley Tisdale getting deviated septum surgery. I didn't buy her "health reasons" excuse for a second. A nose job is a career-killer, I lamented, pointing out Ashlee Simpson and Jennifer Grey as examples. Tisdale, who's the legal age of 22, is popular because of her flaws, lousy singing voice included. She's different from the other princesses.

Well, the post-op pix courtesy of US are now coming in. (Here's another one.) If you'll please consult the before and after snaps on the left, you'll see her shooter has indeed decreased in size. Same basic shape, mind you, just a little smaller. But what's really disturbing is that she looks like she also had an eye job -- and a lousy one at that. One eye looks droopier than the other, like she was left in the microwave too long.

Something went down, and it wasn't good. I can already feel my stalker urges subsiding. That's too bad. I really had a good time being obsessed with Ashley.