Hey, baby, how you doin'? Mmm-mmm, you're lookin' fine tonight, girl. Welcome to Chateau Seany, where all your dreams come true. Why don't you sit next to me, lemme rub your shoulders, take the stress away. Yeah, that's it, that's it, sit back, relax and -- oh, hey, get up, get up, I'm not kidding, you're sitting on one of my vintage Hulk comics. Jeez, not cool, not cool at all. They're mint, okay?.....No biggie, no biggie, aww yeah, we're good, we're good now. So where were we, baby? Can I pour you a drink? It's Colt 45, chilled just right. If it's okay with Billy Dee, it's okay with me. Heh heh. That's it, drink up. Mmmm, yeah. I like your foamy beer mustache, baby. It's sexy, thick, malt-liquory.

Hey, how about we put some music on? I made a lil' Valentine's Day mix for you, 15 sweet soulful party starters. My friend Spearsy, he think he's so cool. He made a mix, too. You can check it out later for a few laughs. I told him he doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to setting the romantic mood, getting down with date night. Spandau Ballet? Please. That's why he's home alone, watching Red Dawn in his tightie-whities. And that's why I'm here with you, my sweet foamy princess. So lemme take your glass. Lemme press play. And you just enjoy the floor show. 'Cause all my shirts come with seven buttons, baby, if you know whattamean. Take it away, Otis...

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