Best Madonna Dance Song? Ballad? Video?

SEPTEMBER 30, 2009

In celebration of Celebration, Madonna's new 2CD greatest hits comp out this week, I've been asked to compile a few Top 5 lists about our 51-year-old Material Girl.

BEST DANCE SONG?

BEST BALLAD?

BEST VIDEO (SEXY DIVISION)?

Celebration has 36 tracks (including two new songs); there's also a 2DVD video comp. I'm not a Madge Hater like Steve "Spearsy" Spears. And yet, I found myself skipping through a lot of her "hits," all digitally remastered from the original recordings. Papa Don't Preach hasn't aged well; same goes for Like a Prayer. Borderline, however, remains an incandescent bit o' fluff.

Madonna is inherently vainglorious, so anytime she tries to infuse substance or nuance into her music, I'm not buying it. For that reason, her horny dance stuff has survived much better. I'll BS about all this later. For now, let's hear your Madonna faves...

Posted by Sean Daly at 4:16:09 pm on September 30, 2009 in

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