You've been on the Lido deck? Try the Weedo Deck! Captain Stubing? Try Captain Boobing! Ah yes, the pot 'n' bimbo jokes will fly on Kid Rock's "Chillin' the Most " 4-day cruise, which leaves from Tampa on April 29, 2010 and calls at Grand Cayman. (I'm not a cruise guy, but I imagine "calls at Grand Cayman" means that's where Kid will replenish the Pabst and rolling papers.)

The 2,052-seat Carnival Inspiration will be your party vessel, which will no doubt smell like incense and feet after this shaggy Southern rock-rap brouhaha. But man, it sounds like a ton o' fun, doesn't it? Kind of like Lynyrd Skynyrd's Simple Man Cruise but with younger strippers. Kid will play live performances and, presumably, get blotto with the guests. (Can you imagine the Midnight In-the-Buff-et? Munchie alert!) Prices start at $799, although "general" tickets appear to be sold-out. At the very least, the Web site is pure American badass. Check it out, yo!