Baby, it's cool outside! Wednesday's Attack Attack! concert moved from Jannus Live to the State Theatre
Geez, you'd think a band that calls itself Attack Attack! would be a little more open to some harsh conditions. But apparently this week's Florida-freezing temperatures ("Florida-freezing" means anything in the 40s) have driven the boys inside.
Attack Attack's concert tonight at Jannus Live has been moved inside the State Theatre, according to Jannus officials.
"Due to the imminent threat of freezing-ass weather," they write, "this show has been moved to the State Theatre. Tickets will be honored there, as well as available at the door. We assure you that the State will be warm inside."
Yeah, ya pansies, bundle up, and don't forget your longhandles. Geez, wasn't Attack Attack! the same band we saw demanding the pit do chicken fights at this year's Warped Tour? Come on, guys, demand a little more intensity from your thin-blooded fans!
-- Jay Cridlin, tbt*. Photo: PHILLM.com.