Insane Clown Posse coming to Jannus Landing
Come ye Juggalos, and don thine oil-based clown makeup, and gather ye bottles of Black Cherry Faygo, for the Insane Clown Posse are coming to Jannus Landing on Oct. 9, according to Pollstar.com. Tickets are $25 in advance, $29 at the door. They go onsale Monday.
If this were 1999, our parents would be so outraged.
An idea: Someone out there should start a band called the Sane Clown Posse. You know, clowns who wear business suits and drive Toyota Camrys and monitor their sodium intake and watch NCIS.
Would that concept be more or less ludicrous than the Insane Clown Posse? I honestly don't know.
-- Jay Cridlin, tbt*