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On the matter of Celtic Woman, ice cream and Valentine's Day...




From Thursday's episode of 30 Rock:

Frank: Valentine's Day is the perfect time to meet vulnerable women. It's scumbag Christmas!

Lutz: Just tell me what to do.

Frank: Look, guys like us have to pick low-hanging fruit. We look like Far Side drawings. So we go where women are sad, desperate and weak. Cat shelters. Blood banks. The ice cream stand at a Celtic Woman concert. And we strike!


Celtic Woman performs at the Straz Center in Tampa on Feb. 14. The nearest ice cream stand is the gelateria at the Sono Cafe inside the Tampa Museum of Art.

Fellas, you're welcome.

-- Jay Cridlin, tbt*

[Last modified: Friday, February 10, 2012 2:27pm]


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