On the matter of Celtic Woman, ice cream and Valentine's Day...
Frank: Valentine's Day is the perfect time to meet vulnerable women. It's scumbag Christmas!
Lutz: Just tell me what to do.
Frank: Look, guys like us have to pick low-hanging fruit. We look like Far Side drawings. So we go where women are sad, desperate and weak. Cat shelters. Blood banks. The ice cream stand at a Celtic Woman concert. And we strike!
Fellas, you're welcome.
-- Jay Cridlin, tbt*