Michael Bolton coming to the Mahaffey Theater in St. Petersburg

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July

If Michael Bolton is smart, he'll open his upcoming concert at the Mahaffey Theater with Jack Sparrow, he'll close with it, and he'll pepper it in a few times throughout the rest of the evening.

The former no-talent ass clown is coming to St. Pete on Dec. 6, and yes, okay, FINE, maybe he's sold more than 53 million records in his career thanks to hits like Said I Loved You...But I Lied, How Can We Be Lovers and How Am I Supposed To Live Without You (although for our money, we don't know if it gets any better than when he sings When A Man Loves A Woman). But it is Jack Sparrow, his Emmy-nominated Pirates of the Caribbean-themed collaboration with The Lonely Island, that made him a viral star in 2012. Bolton is an insanely wealthy man -- now that Andy Samberg's no longer on Saturday Night Live, can't he afford to bring The Lonely Island on tour?

Tickets to Bolton's Dec. 6 concert are $45-$65, and they'll go onsale Friday. Click here for details.

-- Jay Cridlin, tbt*

[Last modified: Monday, July 23, 2012 11:35am]

    

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