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Review / photos: Vinny Guadagnino brings the 'Jersey Shore' to AJA Wiregrass

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The gap between Sasha Grey at Push and Antoine Dodson at the Kennedy feels like a chasm. How are we supposed to get any C-list celebrity action in the meantime?

One word: Vinny.

Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino showed up at AJA Wiregrass in Wesley Chapel Thursday night, and he drew a massive (and largely female) crowd, to hang out, watch Jersey Shore, and come THISCLOSE to smushing all over one another.

Tbt* party paparazzo Luis Santana was also there (click here for a photo gallery from Thursday night), and he writes:

Vinny mostly kept to himself and the handful of ladies and VIPs allowed near his booth. He did take lots of photos with fans but didn't really interact or hold conversations with people wanting to talk to him, but he did pose for me. That didn't stop the mostly women crowd from trying to get to him. Security worked overtime to keep all of the ladies trying to get near him. At one point a woman got close to Vinny and tried to grab him, screaming she loves him! Security carried her out of the club.

Vinny left about 1:30 a.m., departing through the back into a waiting limo ... and proceeded, apparently, to enjoy some of Tampa's finest erotic adult establishments. From his twitter:

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And...

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Note the unlikely juxtaposition of time ("home girl here is seriously older") and speed ("speed limit on the garden state parkway"). Is Vinny Guadagnino trying to convey a new theory about the dynamics of the space-time continuum? Is he working on a Princeton thesis on the rate at which one ages when traveling at different speeds? Is Vinny secretly a physics supergenius? 

Our answer: Yes. All of these things are obviously true.

-- Jay Cridlin, tbt*

[Last modified: Friday, January 21, 2011 10:21am]

    

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