-- !!! is pronounced "Chk Chk Chk." That knowledge should serve you well if you want to buy tickets to see the ridiculously danceable electro-funk band, above, in concert on March 26 at Czar in Ybor City. Tickets are $16. Click here.

-- Ricky Martin's new tour is called "Musica+Alma+Sexo," which is a pretty great tour title. Unfortunately, that tour is NOT coming to Tampa. It's coming to (you guessed it) Orlando's new Amway Center on April 8. Tickets are $44-$123.50. Click here.

-- Our old pals Drowning Pool are coming to the State Theatre on April 15. That's a pretty good way to ease down from the stress of tax day, right? Tickets are $19-$22. Click here.

-- Slightly Stoopid have canceled one night of their upcoming two-night stand at Jannus Live. Their March 3 show has been canceled; the March 4 show is still on. Click here for details.

-- If, for some reason, you feel like sifting through a blog post titled "200 Essential Phish Shows," you'll find that a Tampa gig from Aug. 2, 1993, made the cut at No. 63.

-- According to this, stylin' R&B singer Raphael Saadiq might be coming to the Ritz Ybor on May 28. Sounds like a date worth watching.

-- Young the Giant is coming to Orpheum on March 25, alongside Awolation. Tickets are $10.50. Click here.

-- An already cool show just got even cooler. School of Seven Bells will open for Interpol when they come to the Ritz Ybor on April 28. Click here.

-- Jay Cridlin, tbt*