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13 things that happened in February that would've been called SO FLORIDA had they happened in Florida



I did it for January. Now it's a thing.

1. A 10-foot python was found dead under a tree.

2. Students at a girls' Catholic high school marked Black History month with a menu of fried chicken and watermelon.

3. Two men who dress up as superheroes got into a spat.

4. A realistic statue of a man in his underwear made people uncomfortable.

5. Cops questioned a man holding a rifle and dressed as a banana.

6. A snake-handling pastor died from a bite.

7. College kids took to spanking bears.

8. A woman killed her mother because she thought she was the leader of a satanic cult.

9. Two men were accused of having sex with cows.

10. A baby elephant got stuck in a sinkhole.

11. A guy tried to get his candy out of a vending machine using a forklift.

12. Two joyriding dogs crashed a pickup truck into a river.

13. A high school boy brought a beer to school for lunch.

[Last modified: Friday, February 28, 2014 4:31pm]


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