Do take a moment to read what Ben Montgomery wrote about the Chicken Train to Crazy Town
Janet Feldman did not need four dozen rotisserie chickens. Who among us does?
But the 57-year-old Davie woman who makes outfits for strippers is not someone who minds her own business when she discovers a wrong. If society's moral fabric is twisted, she irons it smooth.
"When I see a wrong," she says, "I right the wrong."
The day she took all the chickens, she was trying to prove a point. Trying to look out for the little guy. She was on a mission.
So from 8 a.m. until 10:30 p.m. on a workday not long ago, she drove from Publix to Publix in South Florida — 11 stores in all — and walked out with a total of 47 free delicious spit-roasted chickens.
"If my mother was alive . . . dear God," she said. "This is not what she wanted for me."
Maybe we should fly back a little.