Good morning. It's Friday, Dec. 27, 2013.
The Times' Ernest Hooper says you're a true Tampa Bay area denizen if, among other things ...
… had some out-of-state relative call and say, "Did your house get swallowed by a sinkhole?"
… seen the state's largest New Year's Eve fireworks show in Apollo Beach. Yes, Apollo Beach.
… gotten sunburned on Christmas Day.
Bobby Bowden's grandson died in a Mitsubishi Lancer submerged in a Polk County pond in the wee hours of Christmas Day.
A father and his son died diving in a Weeki Wachee cave using tanks that were given as Christmas gifts.
The 80 or so members of the Unitarian Universalist Church of Tarpon Springs are gathering at a nearby Elks Lodge for services because of ... sinkholes.
Is that what Edible Arrangements is?