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Seminole Tribe member Billy Walker and an alligator.

EVE EDELHEIT | Times

Seminole Tribe member Billy Walker and an alligator.

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March

Good ... afternoon. It's Wednesday, March 12, 2014.

Yesterday, Democrat Alex Sink lost to Republican David Jolly in a political contest because of ... national affordable health insurance, which the president desperately promoted in an interview with a bearded comedian, video of which was posted on a website called Funny or Die.

That casino by the fairgrounds way out there in Tampa, meanwhile, celebrated its 10th anniversary with a ceremony that included an alligator procession, which for reasons that frankly are murky was supposed to symbolize prosperity.

What else?

I'm going to need somebody to write something super smart about George Zimmerman.

Tampa Bay is one of America's more affordable metro areas. It better be.

A fat man in Central Florida says he's too fat to go to prison, a young spring break frolicker got shot -- by accident! -- in Panama City Beach, and cruises are still stupid.

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