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Flori-duh: The jokes keep coming

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September

Jay Leno: "According to CNN, one-third of the electorate is expected to vote early this year. You know what that means? Florida could have already screwed this election up, and it is not even October yet."

Saturday Night Live: "Sen. John McCain" proposed suspending the campaign in lieu of three pie-eating contests. "Next Tuesday, Kansas City, lemon meringue. Saturday, Jacksonville, blueberry. The following week in Dallas, coconut custard."

Jim Lehrer: "Sen. Obama?"

Obama: "Jim. uuuhhha, I don't see the value of this. Maybe the blueberry."

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[Last modified: Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:51am]

    

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