Man files restraining order against Tebow, Obama and Jesus
A Gainesville man has filed a restraining order against, get this, former Gators QB Tim Tebow, President Barack Obama and Jesus Christ. The reason? He feels threatened because they allegedly made gang signs at him. Seriously, this is too wacky to make up. The only name missing is Auburn QB Cam Newton, whom I'm convinced will be blamed for everything from the Chicago Fire to the sinking of the Titanic before the week is out. Click here to read the story about the man, who, not surprisingly did NOT go to the University of Florida.